Time to Dominate!

Considering so may of you are so engulfed in my blog, and such addicted readers of my great and profound thoughts and ideas, I am sure you are all been craving another post from me. Yes, I know I only have 5 people subscribed (lovely) individuals (most of them are just their because they feel obligated to be). But, this is ok with me. I am a learning individual and I like giving people the chance to learn with me even if all they really want is for me to shut up. My dad alway told me I should be a lawyer yet, I don’t think he thought about the fact that I would have to learn to give other people a chance to speak. I would get in that court room and act like I was the main attraction and everyone had come to get my opinion. Everyone else would be seat fillers, including the judge.

Now to put in my two cents about all you musicians out their that think you have it all figured out....... “YOU DON’T!” Believe it or not your not going to make it if I (or someone with more power and money then me) can’t find your contact or booking information on your website. Seriously, if I want to give you some $$,$$$ shouldn’t it be easy for me? I mean really? I think the idea of “Starving Musician” is all your own fault if your going to make me work to give you money. “PUT YOUR INFORMATION ON YOUR WEBSITES!!” Seriously, this is not a joke!

On to other pressing news I currently need to pee...... Just thought you should let you all know that. Hey, it is a serious fact of life and one most learn to hold it in order to uphold some form of social standing. Musicians, when you are on stage please consider your audience and pee before starting your set. It is not that difficult!

I am sure everyone knows who Brittany Spears is..... am I right? Don’t screw up your face I didn’t ask if you liked her. I asked if you know who she is? Do you think any of Brittany Spear’s social media networks has a picture of a cartoon jelly bean on it? “NO” there is I picture of her. Everyone can describe Brittany Spears in some way. So why do you local musician post pictures unrelated to you or music as your profile picture on social media outlets? If you have.... you have probably been “unfollowed” from me on tweeter because I don’t remember you and your profile picture says nothing to me that I don’t want to get tweets about jelly beans. However, I am willing to give you a second chance.... If you fb me and ask me to follow you I well re-follow you do to the fact I know you have read this blog and consider me important.

Peace out